Thursday, June 25, 2009

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Posted on Wednesday from Craigslist.com in the personals section. Men seeking women:

I'm not really sure how to write one of these things because I've never used Craigslist before. But here goes.

I'm a reasonably fit 21-year-old male with a good grasp of grammar and a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm kind of shy. I'm an atheist and a rather aggressive, bitter liberal. I like to think of myself as inquisitive, usually open-minded, and reasonably mature. I'm well-read, although I couldn't make myself finish Gravity's Rainbow. I usually only read fiction in the summer. Obviously, I go to UGA, but I think I'm probably looking for a somewhat older woman. I don't have any arbitrarily specific age in mind, but I would like her to be reasonably fit and mature with a good grasp of grammar and a sense of humor, as well.

I'm not an alcoholic (but I do prefer white wine to red) or a creep or a hipster. I don't smoke. I'd just like to meet somebody interesting, maybe somebody not originally from Athens. I've only been here five years.

E-mail me if you'd like to talk.

P.S. I probably should include some of my interests and stuff, so I'm interested in architecture, books and literature generally, conversation, exercise, music (not really into any local scenes), pets, poker, travel. I like movies a lot, but I don't watch much television. I think I'm pretty open to new things



This is the personal ad of my ex boyfriend. Ex as in he left me two days ago. He left me and told me that he had no intention of being with anyone for a while. This was posted yesterday.

I want to kill myself. Was I so easy to leave and move on from?

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